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You know you u watch to much dbz when.
-you attempt to kill those who piss you off with ki blasts
-You name your son or daughter socks, boxer, slip, or some other undergarment name hoping that they will become great fighters due to their stupid names.
-When Kame dies you run around the streets screaming APOCALYPSE NOW! APOCALYPSE NOW!
- you keep taking a blade to school, swearing a man named tapion gave it to you, but they call the police on you again for possession of a weapon(although you try to explain to everyone its for their protection)
- you have a crush on a character
- you attempt to do a kamehameha on your teacher for failing you but become extremely confused when you see the teacher still standing and writing you a detention slip
-you know all dbz sites by heart -when people say "isn't dbz a great show" u reply "show?"
-you managed to convince yourself that the lake at the end of the street is actually a portal to the dbz world so you send your younger sibling into it to test it
-the last time you got in a fight, the last words you remember saying were "destructo disk" before you were k.o.ed
-the last time your friend rushed in to help you and got hit you cried out "GOHAN NO!!!!!!!"
-you have a while ritual you have to go through before you watch an episode of dbz
-your suddenly inspired to learn Japanese to understand what they are saying in the show
-you flip if your math teacher mentions the numbers 17 or 18
-the last time you went to biology class, you almost threw your teacher out of a window cuz he said something about a cell....
-there is no such thing as too much dbz
-you force yourself to train and work hard just in case you do run into one of the z senshi, so they'll be impressed
-when you swear you cant do another rep on bench, you think that none of the z senshi would give up, so you keep pushing yourself
-you once tried so hard to turn super saiyajin the blood rushed to your head and you started hallucinating and you thought you were seeing your own ki(then you pass out)
- you manage to convince all your teachers you are super saiyan - you stand outside the IRS with your hands in the air trying to summon the genki-dama
- when you are sent to a mental institute for doing one or more of an of these, you tell everyone that your purple dragon, icarus, will save you
- you actually truly do anything on this list
- you are "saving yourself" for one of the dbz characters
-You try to fly but end up falling on your face and getting laughed at
-You wear Gokou's outfit all the time
-You wear Vegita's outfit all the time
-You try to tape rope to your butt to make a tail and become a giant monkey
-You paint yourself green
-You shave your head and put dots on your forehead
-You try to power up, but instead look stupid and constipated
-You ask the supermarket for Senzu Beans
-You talk to cats in hopes of getting Senzu Beans
-You call yourself the prince of all Saiyans
-You dub and censor yourself to please the American Government
-Everytime you see a tall blonde guy, you scream "Brolly!"
-Everytime you see a ki blast flying toward the screen, you duck
-You tell everyone you pulled out the Zed sword
-You try to convince someone to do the fusion dance with you
-Frustrated that no one will do the fuse dance, you try to fuse with inanimate objects (e.g. couch, lamp, tree) -You try talking to the characters on the TV screen
-You name your kids Son Go-something (e.g. Son Gojerry -You ask your mom for the keys to the time machine
-You swear that you came from another, bleaker time, and you warn everyone that androids are coming
-You constantly look for Dragon Balls
-You wonder why when you say "Power Pole extend" nothing happens to the broom you're holding -You speak five languages, subtitled and dubbed kamiccolo:
-you tell your mom the you don't have time to study cause you have to train to save the world
-as you sit in detention you try transport to get home only to find your self still @ school with everyone looking @ u
-you get in a fight @ school and try to power up only to get punched in the face for your effort
-you put a sign on your door that say room of time hoping you get a year to do a book report that in due tomorrow
-while acting stupid you lose a arm and you tell the doctor not to worry you can make it grow back
Before They Were Famous
Ever wondered what the characters of DBZ did before they were famous? Well here's you answer. Well...at least it's kind of an answer, in the sense that it is completely made up by me. I repeat, none of this is true, so enjoy reading about the Dragonball Z's characters' made up pasts.
GOKU: This young Saiyan got a job at DBZ very early, but, as mentioned in the Plot Holes section, he didnt start off as the star of Dragonball. He used to be the young, slightly plump star of Pampers Nappies commercials. He made a fair bit of money in doing this, but became to old to still be able to act the roll with the full panache needed. He applied for the job at the DB audition offices, and was granted it. They used computer wizardry to create the baby Goku scenes, by using takes from the nappy commercials, and drafting in different backgrounds.
GOHAN: Notice how there was a huge gap in between Dragonball and Dragonball Z? Isnt it funny how in that short time, Goku had a son, and he grew up without anyone knowing. Now of course, Gohan was new to Dragonball Z, he wasnt in it since he was a baby that would be preposterous! He was drafted in when they had a good idea for a new character, so they made up a storyline to make him fit in. Anyway, before he worked in DBZ, he was a shoe polisher. He worked with his real father in cleaning everyones shoes. He used to add the spit shine after his father quickly scrubbed. He was discovered when he beat the stuffing out of a non-paying customer, forcing them to give him all the money. Noticing his fighting talent, he was granted a contract, leaving his father, and hitting the big time in the show business.
PICCOLO: this guy didnt come into the whole thing until about half way through the Dragonball series, when Goku killed his Dad. Piccolo was used because his supposed father had quit previously, and they needed someone to star, and to maintain his role. Piccolo was given the memories of his father, and hatred of Goku that most bad guys possess. Before he was the hardcore bad guy though, he was a lowly circus freak, picked on because of his unruly green skin colour. People used to point at him and laugh, make run and throw stuff at him. This angered him, but he was too upset to retaliate, because of his sensitive side. The casters of DBZ saw Piccolo, and realized how much he looked like the current DBZ villain, so snapped him up, but not before taunting him for a while.
VEGETA: This guy wasnt in DBZ until he had reached his adulthood. The reason is because he was advertising sausages for a German company. He used to sit on the end of a pier, and sing humiliating song lyrics, whilst eating a small sausage on a stick, with a bright red face. Every day after filming he used to attack the camera crew for mocking him, and because he was one of the very few people in the world who knew how to use KI, he could easily defeat them. This was captured on film during one assault, and the DBZ directors immediately went to visit Vegeta to negotiate a contract. He made out that he was a big shot on the advertising front, and deserved a high salary. They told him theyd give him a high basic salary, plus he could beat up the other cast members, and steal money from them. He immediately accepted the offer, and had a background thought up for him, played by a young actor. He then started his journey to Earth, and you know the rest.
KRILLEN: Remember the reference made to him deciding that the profession of a shoe salesman would have been more elaborate for him? Well that was a mock-up, to make fun of the bald midget. The directors were laughing insanely when they made Krillen say this, humiliating himself in front of the rest of the cast. The reason for this is because the midget was a former shoes salesman himself. He used to make all varieties of them, including clogs, pure leather ones, and some funky trainers. Unfortunately, he had decided to start it up on Roshis island, so no one ever came in, meaning he was forced to close it down. This saddened him, until Roshi put in a good word on the Dragonball front, as he knew the producers personally. This meant that Krillen got a job. The biggest reason that his shoe industry closed down was because he was only a kid, and knew nothing of business traits.
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